Archive for January, 2009
January 16th, 2009 | 
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Employee Guidebook
Thank goodness our Employee Guidebok doesn’t look like this…
Employee Guidebook
| SICK DAYS : We will no longer accept a doctor’s statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.SURGERY : Operations are now banned. As long as you are an employee here, you need all your organs. You should not consider removing anything. We hired you intact. To have something removed constitutes a breach of employment. BEREAVEMENT LEAVE : YOUR OWN DEATH : REST ROOM USE : Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. All questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplation’s, consternation’s, or input should be directed elsewhere. |
Car Show
I went to the Minneapolis car show a few years back and i have decided that a hummer would be fun to have. it was this huge beast of a vehicle on the inside and looks like you could just take a lovely cross country trip and hunker down in it each night. its so wide!
i also found lots of cars with GPS in them and decided that should be standard on all cars… especially for me. i have found recently that if it is cloudy and i am in an unfamiliar city, i have NO idea which way im turned if the sun isnt shining and i dont have that little directional thing above my head by the light like in my truck.
i want a gps so badly and i want one with a british accent…. but i cant figure out why they are british accented. have you ever noticed that a lot of atm machines automated voices have a british accent? is that just because a brithish accent makes it soothing to take out money or take a right on Nathan Lane?
Cooking
I Do Not belong in the Kitchen! Anything to do with me and the oven, it’s all bad news!!! I once blew up a batch of cookies, cooked a chicken for an hour before realizing I needed to turn the oven on, boiled over milk onto the stove top ( it smelt like burnt milk for a week), and burnt buns so bad they crumpled into little black dust when I tryed to take them out of the pan! I’m sure there are many more horror stories of my cooking!
For Christmas this year my aunt gave me an easy as 123 cookbook; it was for a joke of course but I love it!! It is just my kind of cookbook! The recipe for penut butter cookies is- sugar, penut butter, egg- that’s it!! So easy and yet surprisingly good! They have all sorts of easy things to do( that I can even manage not to screw up) I did tacos, pasta with shrimp and peppers ( the peppers got a little black, but oh well), chicken and rice! I’m on a roll!
So if there are any other non-kitchen goerss out there; you should check out the easy as 123 cookbook! It is seriously as easy as 123!